- When men tell women to fix their attitudes
- Off-pitch singing that's taken seriously
- Chicken pot pie
- People with absolutely no filter that don't care about being rude
- Oblivious stage whispers
- Butcher shops
- The look on someone's face when their [genuine and nonthreatening] hug has been rejected and someone pushes them off
- Calculus.
- The sound of open-mouthed chewing
- Dog whimpers
- Poorly executed selfies
- Oversleeping
Things that definitely do NOT make me cringe:
- Puppies and kittens sleeping where they shouldn't
- Shredded cheese (I don't know why so don't ask)
- Acing a really hard exam or test
- Beating my instructor at a fencing bout
- When people try to tell a joke but can't because they're laughing so hard
- As of right now, "Love Me Like You Do" by Ellie Goulding (damn you 50 Shades of Gray for your bomb ass soundtrack)
- Tyler Oakley and his collabs
- Concerts where you're squished up next to strangers and everyone's sweaty and singing really loud and even though it's smelly it's still kind of awesome
- Unexpectedly good hair days
- When babies grab onto one or two of my fingers
- Finishing a really good book
